Viennese Ball offers classy fun By Michael He

"Gentlemen, take your best gal and make her think you're classy."

"Ladies, be sure to bring your camera to show your friends from home how great your stud looks in his tux. "

"Door prizes will be awarded, so if you don't get lucky later Saturday night, maybe you'll be lucky enough to win a prize."

Well this just drips with class Mr. He. Sorry I'll miss it. Maybe you can do some coke first at Alpha Delt before we go to the ball and home to rut.