Jennifer Nicholson Graham on Family Christmas Cards on National Review Online

"There's one lineup that's giving us trouble. It's the assortment of cards sent by wealthy friends who have one child, a girl. The girl, like her parents, is quite attractive, and made for some cute cards in her early years, but she's now getting a bit long in the tooth for a Christmas card. The last couple of cards have resembled a photo shoot for Seventeen magazine, and there will come a time — in fact, it may already have passed — when, with a little more leg and a little less fabric, the family Christmas card could be a Cosmo cover, obscured by brown paper at Wal-Mart."

Whoa!