From the New Yorker:
"Emerson String Quartet

"Before Mel Gibson came along, other artists contributed their reflections on the Crucifixion. In the first of three rather serious spring concerts, the world's reigning string quartet pairs Haydn's "Seven Last Words of Christ on the Cross" with Beethoven's Quartet in A Minor, Op. 132. (Church of St. Ignatius Loyola, Park Ave. at 84th St. 212-721-6500. March 14 at 4.)"

People living in or around NYC will get (or at least deserve) a severe beating if they don't go to this concert.