Thursday, December 30, 2010
Starbucks is doing its job "giving the pickle" tonight. The guy ahead of me in line got a tall cappuccino with a cup of whipped cream on the side. Then when he got his drink he asked for whipped cream on top. They didn't charge him extra for any of it.
Mmmm... pickles and whipped cream.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Sam: Do you have toothbrushes.
puts hot pink toothbrush on counter
Sam: Do you perhaps have a different color
Counterman: Sure, how's this one.
puts yellow toothbrush on counter
Sam: Thanks, that's slightly more manly.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Could you recommend some winter dress boots that are stylish and waterproof?However, if you are friends with Errol Flynn, you can wear a monocle and roll your r's while singing Garry Owen.
No, Jeremy, I will not recommend you a dress boot. Because you are not Errol Flynn and this is not the Spanish Main. What you need is a practical pair of rubber Wellingtons, which allow you to march to work through slush ponds without so much as breaking stride.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Sunday, December 05, 2010
Saturday, December 04, 2010
The Christmas season is a great time to think about those who do not have Christ. As I've been decorating my tree and listening to Christmas music, I think of what a colossal letdown Christmas must be for those who don't have Christ as the center of their celebration.
I mean, how long can you sustain excitement about shopping, food, decorations, gifts and parties? Come January, all those things are gone, and in their place are bills, trash, gift receipts and a 5-10 pound weight gain.